• Elsa: I can't believe I was trapped that long in an urn.
  • Regina: Vase.
  • Elsa: Whatever.
  • Emma: Hey Elsa, you should just-
  • Elsa: Don't.
  • Emma: Let.
  • Elsa: Stop it.
  • Emma: It.
  • Elsa: I will freeze your mouth shut.
  • Emma: ...
  • Elsa: ...
  • Emma: ...go.
  • Elsa: Ugh.
  • Regina: Welcome to my life.

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fightblr:

flaming-scrotum:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

image

image

fashion

Now is the time to reblog this.
I’ve been awaiting this picture.

3 days ago // 422,041 notes
When people stop writing, it’s one of two things - they are either really fucking happy or broken beyond repair. Ming D. Liu (via halluzinogen)

(Source: mingdliu.com)

3 days ago // 36,147 notes

dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

3 days ago // 105,665 notes

needsmoreyellow:

i like to use youtube to find recipe ideas for desserts and apparently there’s a new trend of

cutting watermelon into like a rectangle or cylinder or whatever and icing it like a cake because it’s supposed to be a ~summer treat that’s a surprise~

do u have any idea how mad i would be if i went to a party and saw cake and cut into it and it was a watermelon with icing

i would leave

3 days ago // 6,880 notes