15 hours ago // 59,051 notes
Mom, I can’t save during a battle! Ancient proverb (via dutchster)

(Source: ficksing)

16 hours ago // 128,214 notes

teamrocketing:

*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*

16 hours ago // 39,763 notes

jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there

16 hours ago // 25,577 notes

jimbertimber:

something i hate is how in a lot of movies the ugly guy gets the hot chick but when the ugly chick gets the hot guy she has to go through a beautiful transition into a sexy woman first

(Source: nyehs)

16 hours ago // 180,620 notes

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

16 hours ago // 255,538 notes

officialunitedstates:

my life plan after graduating is:

  1. get an apartment
  2. find a job
  3. buy a dog
  4. figure out how credit cards work
  5. prepare for the great robot wars
  6. fight in the great robot wars
16 hours ago // 41,016 notes

nikehime:

i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about

  • who quotes twilight at the other person
  • who appreciates cat videos more
  • who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
  • who lets the other person win in ticklefights
  • who chews on their pencil
  • who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood
16 hours ago // 25,514 notes

shandrak:

liamniisan:

PORTAL 2 IS 5 DOLLARS ON STEAM

ALSO:

Portal 1 is $2.50

The bundle for both is $6.24

16 hours ago // 4,067 notes

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

16 hours ago // 16,581 notes